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Ciao, I am Hawke, I'm a 27 year old Italian.

Reblogged from aurores-boreales

Posted June 29, 2012 at 4:08 pm 60 notes

Reblogged from gods-right-half

Posted June 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm 42 notes

"Latin dancing is very popular in Italy though. Regardless, I have another question. What is your opinion on Capuchin monkeys?"

Asked by Anonymous

I often get too distracted by Latin women to pay attention to the dancing, the sway of their hips. Capuchin monkeys? Nasty little bastardos, always getting into things.

Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:34 pm

"Do you like to dance the Cha-Cha?"

Asked by Anonymous

Do I look Spanish to you, stupido? No, I do not dance the Cha-Cha.

Posted June 28, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Cazzo! It’s so cute.

Reblogged from beautywithtimefades

Cazzo! It’s so cute.

Posted June 28, 2012 at 4:48 pm 200 notes

"What were you guys going to name her?"

Asked by Anonymous

I don’t want to talk about that, cagna.

Posted June 28, 2012 at 4:30 pm

"Why you 'aveta put our, ... whatever it is, out all over the internet aye?"

Asked by flamingdrunkoholic

Posted June 28, 2012 at 5:01 am

Piacere, I am Vincent, but my friends call Hawke.
I’m Italian and twenty-seven years old but don’t you dare call me old,
I’m new to 2012, recently crash landed my ship through a worm hole and here I am, whether that this is good or not, well, we will see, si?  


(( This is a fun OOC ask/blog for my OC Hawke, my name is Zika. Hallo.

Art credits go to everyone who drew him for me! Thank you <3 and here’s his charahub http://charahub.com/character/24014))

Posted June 28, 2012 at 3:17 am

"WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?"

Asked by tumblrbot

Mia madre mi trattiene.

Posted June 28, 2012 at 3:13 am